I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
It's only 10am and I doubt my day could get much worse. During my 9am meeting I had to sit between my boss who I fucked for my promotion and the guy he walked in on me fucking on the copier
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
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