Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
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