I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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