omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
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