her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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