can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
It was confusing and full of hummus
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
figured you should hear this from me. Your refrigerator door is way broken. I opened it last night when i was drunk and tried to climb the shelves. i got to the one with the mustard.
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
I can feel your judgement through the phone
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