Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
My sex life reached a new low tonight: we stopped into this bar so I could pee and when I got out of the bathroom my parents had ordered a round for us and this traveling nurse they met and were trying to run game for me. Saddest part? She was actually going for it.
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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