legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
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