This girl is more easily done than said...
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
I was looking through my facebook friends list to see how many ppl on the list i've hooked up with, and was effectively reminded of my failed friendships, relationships, fuck budy-ships, friends with benefits, and "i cant remember if i ever did shit with him but we're awkward now" ships.
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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