Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
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