I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
She brought an overnight bag to my party. Might as well have shown up wearing only a thong and a bottle of whip cream in her hand.
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
The notification you get from snapchat that someone took a screenie is like a formal declaration of blackmail.
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
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