You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
This is the worst drive ever. Im hungry, hungover, i gotta shit so bad, and the only radio station im getting clearly is playing alvin and the chipmunks christmas songs
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
Randomize
