Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
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