Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
But theres a keg here and me gusta
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
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