sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
The power of my boobs compel you
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
Randomize
