HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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