No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
You should frame my arrest warrant.
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
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