oh god the rape fog is back!
the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
anyone who says 'i love you' and then followed by 'im going to call the cops if you touch me' doesnt really mean the first part fyi
woke up this morning with a pool of champagne in my purse. apparently i was saving it for later.
She guessed my name 9 times, and 5 of those times she guessed Mike. Figured that'd be an easy target for the night.
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
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