she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
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