Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
you realize that if you hadn't mouthed "we're getting laid tonight", i wouldn't have woken up with your ex this morning. just sayin
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
Standing on the street at 6am in Hong Kong drinking beer. Watching all the hookers do the walk of shame from our hotel. How did I get here? Maybe all my bad choices in my life were really good ones?
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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