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just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
Things you are not allowed to do while im gone: sell cats on ebay, put cats in freezer again, shave cats like lions, dye cats pink/blue, try to light cats on fire to"wake them up from their nap" agian
Walking out of our apartment this morning to go to class, I saw a sticky note on the front door that said "get tested." The door was unlocked so did you bring some stranger back last night? I'm assuming you weren't referring to me...
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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