You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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