i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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