Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
nobody is as good of a wingman as me. i make whoever im with look like mark wahlberg during his underwear model phase
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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