Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
I don't know who the girl crying at my kitchen table eating gravy from the KFC container is, but I feel like she could be my soulmate
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
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