I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
My ass is underappreciated
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
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