I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
Randomize
