What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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