I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
you traded sex for a burrito?
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
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