it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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