The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
Woke up this morning on my doorstep in a basket with a branch, a lipstick lightning bolt on my head and a sign that said "the boy who lived." i love you guys.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
I’m 95% positive I adopted a bunny last night.
You had cocktails, didn’t you?
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