it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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