Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
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