This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
last night i was so high that when a homeless person asked me for a dollar, i responded: dolla dolla bill ya'll.
If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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