No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
I just slapped my cat in the face with my dildo. You were the only one I could tell.
He probs deserved it.
Every good man does.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
Terrible idea I love it
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
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