Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
so I definitely just chased tequila shots with a biscuit covered in sausage gravy
Thats fucking manlier than riding a bear into battle
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
Randomize
