There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
Just got 20% off at the liquor store. How you ask? I asked if there was an "I got divorced today" discount.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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