it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
Just took my morning after pill in the library
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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