i wanted to iron the shorts i'm wearing. but i'm high and lazy. so i'm using my hair straightener. in bed.
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
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