Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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