i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
only if we run a train.
done.
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
You were sitting at the bus stop holding hands with some Polish girl you just met, who was just as drunk as you were, and you kept trying to light your Kit Kat and smoke it.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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