if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
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