I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
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