what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
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