If that was your dad, he is hot
He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
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