He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
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