I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
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