I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
I know it's super late on a work night, but can you drop by and bend me over my new motorcycle? I have tequila and tacos...
Randomize
