it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
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