His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
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