I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
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