So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
Randomize
