Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
Randomize
