It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
And on the way out from Applebee's he tried to take the basket of toothpicks claiming he was using them as a tax write off. Last time I babysit my dad on thirsty Thursday.
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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