I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
Oh and .... you'll love this: my life coach says you writing my online dating profile isn't a horrible idea.
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
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