Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
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