Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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